Hilarious Collection Of Alia Bhatt: -Why Didnt 2 States Get Nominated For Nobel Prize..?? ~Alia Bhatt -Reporter: How Are U Feeling After Giving Vote..? Alia Bhatt: Its A Great Feeling, Every Vote Is Important In Deciding Student Of The Year..!! - Error 404 : Oscar Not Found - Leonardo Dicaprio Error 404 : ICC Cricket World Cup Not Found - South Africa Error 404 : Date Not Found - Sunny Deol Error 404 : Girl Not Found - Salman Khan Error 404 : Brain Not Found - Alia Bhatt ..!! -So Its Clear That Mumbai Indians And RCB Are Not Going To Win IPL..Unhe Toh Jyada Vote He Nahi Mile - Alia Bhatt ..!! -Alia Bhatt Thinks CSK V/s MI And MI V/s CSK Are Two Different Matches..!! - Teacher: Who Is Mohandas Karamchan Gandhi..? Alia Bhatt: Please Thoda Easy Pucho.. Teacher: Currency Note Pe Photo Kiska Hai.. Alia: Ben Kingsley Ka..!! -Ashutosh: Nasa Is Searching For Waiter On Mars? Alia Bhatt: Sorry. I Dont Know Anything About Astrology..!! -Mahesh Bhaat: Vote Dene Chale.. Alia Bhaat: Papa Aap Miss Call Karke Bhi Vote De Sakthe Hai, Maine Kal DID Me Dekha Tha..!! -Me: Alia Why Are U Staring At Me Drinking Water.. Alia: Because U Are Making Me Thirsty..!! - 2 States Is Unrealistic A Month Back Alia Bhatt Didnt Know The Name Of Indian PM And How Did She Clear The GDPI Of IIM..!! -Even After Not Knowing About The President Of India, Alia Bhatt Is Rocking In IIM A. Who Says Women Are Not Empowered In Gujarat..!! -The 3 Man BCCI Panel To Investigate Spot Fixing Is As Believable As Alia Bhatt Playing A Tamilian In 2 States..!! -Teacher: Whats The Full Form Of BJP? Alia Bhatt: Bhagwan Jaane, Pakao Mat..!! -So Arjun Kapoor Can Make PowerPoint Presentations On A Laptop, But Needs A Typewriter For His Novel, Truly A Chetan Bhagat Story..!! -Raj Thackeray Is The Reason, Why Alia Bhatt Doesnt Know About Any Other State Than Maharashtra..!! -Alia To Star In Her Father Mahesh Bhatts Upcoming Film POTY (Primeminister Of The Year)..!! -Best Joke Of 2 States, Alia Bhatt Who Is IIM Ahmedabad Pass Out Earns Salary Of Rs 50,000 Per Month Only..!! - Q. Who Discovered Zero? Alia Bhatt: Gautam Gambhir.. -Mahesh Bhatt Does Not Want RaGa As PM, He Asked Alia To Suggest A Good PM And Alia Wanted Vinod Kambli As PM..!! - Q. Who Is The Coach Of Indian Womens Hockey Team? Alia Bhatt: Shahrukh Khan..!! -Reporter: Whom U Voted.. Alia: That Pink Lotus.. Reporter: Why..? Alia: Pink Is My Fav. Color And The Combination Of Green Ad Pink Was Just Wow..!! -Aliens: We Are Hijack To Ur Planet.. Alia Bhatt: Thanks, God I Am In Mumbai..!! -Thanks To Chetan Bhagat, Now Alia Bhatt Knows The Name Of Two More States Than Mumbai..!! :D - Q. Which Party Did U Vote Yesterday? :3 Alia Bhatt: I Voted For The New Political Party NOTA..!! :p -Sachin Tendulkar Is My Favourite Footballer- Alia Bhatt..!! :p -Alia Bhatt: Are U Fine..? :3 Ashutosh: Yes :) Alia: Whats Ur Qualification? 8-) Ashutosh- Yes :) Alia- Dumbo Eng Nai Aati I Asked Kahan Se Ho..?? :v -Its A Confusion Who Will Be More Happy RAGA Or Alia Bhatt..RAGA For Finally Having A Mentally Unstable Girl Like Him Or Alia For Dumbest BF..!! :v -Alia Bhatt: 2 States In Two Lines Marriages: :O Marraige In Rest Of The World= X + Y 8-) Marriages In India= ∫xdx + ∫ydy :p - Optimist: Glass Is Half Full.. 8-) Pessimist: Glass Is Half Empty.. 8-| Alia: Yaar! Thoda Hi Peena, Mujhe Bhi Peene Ka Hai...!! :D -Alia Bhatt Is The New Rahul Gandhi Of Bollywood..!! :v -Q.Who Is The Only Lady IPS Officer Of India..? :3 Alia Bhatt: Sandhya Bindani..!! :D
Posted on: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 15:00:54 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015