Hilarious to be hit on at lunch today. Strangest pick up line ever. Were at Rite-Aid and this guy comes up to me and tells me hes going to buy this little Intex kiddie pool (when it goes on sale) put it in his living room after drilling a hole in his floor to drain it when necessary, so he can lay back and enjoy the pool in his big front room while listening to his surround sound, because hes SINGLE. He had to tell me this story TWICE, because I guess he wanted me to be sure I got the story along with his being SINGLE part. Then he asked me if I thought that would be nice. I told him all hed be missing was the sunshine, for which he then rolled up his sleeve to show me his tattooed arm and told me that he got plenty of sunshine during his job each day. Hmmmmm.... I guess by todays standards, that he may be a catch. I mean, he disclosed that: 1. Hes employed. 2. Hes got a home. and most importantly..... 3. Hes got surround sound. LOLOLOLOL
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 21:27:08 +0000
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