Hillarious 1 via Larry Asego Pulot 16 Comiitee Meating. Agenda 1. Butchery ya Mama Opos 2.Draughts Tournament 3.Amorousness kofuli/pata/bathurum 4.AOB Dear pulot members attended the meating keenang’owa, keenly. Since we are now digiwhat, digital we started the meeting with AOwhat AOB. AOB is Athletics in Moscow. Members agreed to convene at that new girl’s house door number 13 to watch the finals tonight. Yeye iko na fulat ang’owa, fulatscreen and besides, yeye onapenda kutembea na suruaru ndogo ndogo kwa nyumba. Male members laughed in salivation. Female members were disgusted. Male members did not care. The new girl protested ati yeye iko na date na boyang’owa, boyfie. Male members still did not care. Boyfie marang’o? Ambia boyfie okuje kesso. Agenda one, Mama Opondo aka Ponds expressed concern about jealousness about her meat cooking when the month has reached kona. She wanted Chairmande to make people stop talking behind her back in whisang’owa, whispers okiulisa nyama ometoka wapi na hata the one-th of the month ojafika. She angrily dared everyone to open a butchang’owa, butchery. Mama Ponds walked away in anger vowing to cook meat everywhat, everyday. Members were taken ang’owa, aback, perplang’owa, perplexed. Members promised sisi hotanunua nyama kwa butchery ya Mama Ponds for two reasons. One, yeye iko na madhang’owa, madharau. Two, sisi oina pesa, anywei! Agenda two was about tournament ya draughts ile oliansa last week. Iko watu ambapo bado ojalipa sub-ang’owa, subconscription donge! Mr Juma has qualified for semi finals that take place tonight, but since yeye ojalipa mwingilio yaani entry fee, he has been disqualiwhat, disqualified and will be replaced by Chaimandwa aka Mr. Kabuti. Members clapped in admiration at the Master of Kingi. Ata ao onajua kabuti in the finals is ineviwhat, inevitable. Chairman sent Mrs Chairman okalete trophy ya last year kwa wall unit ya nyumba so people can admire and opponents can fear. However, there were new rules introwhat, introduced. Mr Kamau requested that abuses should not accompany play. And we quote, “iko watu hapa manapeda kumutusi makicheza. Ati kula hiyo, ehe, kula iyo igine mjinga wewe ehe, kula hiyo ya mwisho kama ng’ombe. Halafu manakura kira kitu.” Members laughed at Mr. Kamau and said kama yeye can not stand the heat kwa jokon, otoke uko donge. Agenda thirii was a worrying one. Mr. and Mrs. Kanyonyo made it to the agenda items again. Mr. and Mrs. Kanyonyo, are you doing this intentionally yawa? It was brought to the attenson of members that Mr. Kanyonyo and Mrs. Kanyonyo have been rekindling their old fulame kwa bathurum. Please Mr. Kanyonyo, sisi onajua nyinyi hakuna gothro msuri, but bathurum is worse. kudu kudu kudu kudu is not a noise sisi onataka kusikia osiku kama watoto nalala. So please find another place with a kufuli that is lockable. Sisi otaki kuona hiyo manyoya yako Bwana Kanyos? Iko watoto still na trauma. Alternatively, stop your amourousness all together until either you replace that Banco Spring bed yenu, or we replace the bathurum door. Ama oende lodgang’owa, lodging. Since we started with AOB, the meeting like that like that tu. Chairman Draughts Tournament Committee Act before you are acted upon
Posted on: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 06:58:49 +0000
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