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Hints from Hell: Laundry – It’ no secret I’m not that domestic, so no wonder I’m still single. I do laundry rarely. The seasons change faster than my ability to keep up with the dirty clothes. Where are those sweatpants from last year’s cold spell? Still in the wash? You learn things you never knew before like, underwear can mildew. My cooking is not much better. This where I take foodstuff with great potential and colorful appeal, and painstakingly reduce it to brownish disposal problems taking up space in the fridge. I have a skeleton head bio-hazard warning on the refrigerator. If it isn’t in a Styrofoam carton don’t eat it, don’t open it and for the love of God, don’t smell it. My fridge is a little like the Body Farm, but with food.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 01:58:18 +0000

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