History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..! Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man? Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me Judge: Whn He gave U money ? Sardar: Whn I showd him gun Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again. Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha. Bus teri Maa lagti he? Nahi. Behen? Nahi. Biwi? Nahi. To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta.. Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi. SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..! Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors? Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears) & jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears) Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.. Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi) Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi hai Read more: latestsms.in/santa-banta-jokes-in-hindi.htm#ixzz2aEFp4Qjw
Posted on: Sat, 27 Jul 2013 07:32:11 +0000
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