Hmm....So Noah was an unhinged brute hot to murder babies, instead of a man chosen by God, because of his righteousness? I really sense a huuuge disturbance in the force young Skywalker! Maybe it was the demonic rock trolls aka the fallen angels, whom did it in for me? Or maybe, just maybe the stowaway on the ark? Or just maybe all the people in jeans? Could it have been possibly the family closing the doors, even? Hmm. Ive seen epic suckfest before. Like Titanic, and Lord of the 3 hour suckfests trilogies, The Hobbit and all its boring Dragons!! And we cant leave out Sparklie Vampires & The Dont Ask Dont Tell Werewolves of Twilight & them pansy Wouldnt Stand a Chance against the Lost Boys team giver or taker. Or was it pitcher or hitter? Or was it Jacob and Eli? No wait, that was the Bruise Brothers from waay old school. Hmm. Either way, their names are forgetable, but unlike the time of my life wasted on waiting for the world to explode in them movies and kill stupid of for good. But sadly, it never came about. Pssh. Stupid Sparklie New Age Emo crap. What was I saying? Oh yeah, the dude who played the dad of Superman in such an awesome role, just wiped his cracked backside with the jesus undertones of Superman, and peed all over my somewhat like of his acting ability. That remade 3:10 to Yuma....other than that one guy who cant act who was in it with him, you know, Batman Bale. Oh & btw, Keaton was better. Just sayin. Truth is, Hollywood took one more shot at Christians, knowing God Is Not Dead was coming. Oh, lookie here lookie here? A rebuttal to truth? Surely not. Sure they wouldnt try to damn the undamnable story? Much like crucifying Mel Gibson, with that whole truth of jews thing in the Passion of the Christ. Butni digress. Aronofsky, fella, sure you took names from the so called book of Enoch. Hey, shocking, you can read!! Yay!! Well maybe you can go back and reread the story of Noah. Would much make a better movie. Ill help. Its in Genesis 5 to round chapter 9-10ish. Give or take. You should have called this movie: Crowe- & the Demons. How bout we just leave ol New Begginning Noah, or the Great 8 alone. We need no hollywood screwjobs of some incoherent garbage bashing truth. Lets just call it for what it is.......hot harbage. Trash. Suckage. A filmed bowel movement. And etc etc etc...... We have enough garbage on the tv. Lets just agree to disa.....naw. It still sucked. No matter how sweet you bake it, it still sucks.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 01:52:14 +0000