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Hmmmmm i don laugh swallow my teeth...... ALERT!!! My people be very careful these days... this happened to me yesterday night when i returned home....my face oooooooo i cant believe what just happened to me, Wonders shall never end. I was standing in front of the entrance of my house to open d gate so I can drive in. Then one woman came and told me that she knows me, that she has met me before. So I was like I cant really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me. Then the woman said that she had met me in a conference in Edo State, Benin, in February to be precise. Oops! Madam, I have never been to Edo State this year was my reply. Before I could complete the statement, I heard TAWAI - TAWAI, A very hot slap on my face, if the temperature of that slap was to be measured it will be around 200°C. I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind her to see if there was another person behind her, but there was none. I tried to ask her what I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for not recalling your name. Tawaii! the hot slap came the second time . Jeez! I couldnt bear it any longer. I regretted not releasing my dogs in the morning. I held the womans shirt and started pulling her as am pulling your legs now. Kaiiiii! Una too like gist oooooooo. See as una dey serious dey read am!.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 16:10:57 +0000

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