Holy Candy Bar! I bought a nutty chocolate bar on Saturday. Chewing away happily. Then, crunch. I bit down on something that seemed as hard as a stone. I looked down at the bar and there was a tooth embedded in it. OMG. Lawsuit time. I am coming after you chocolate bar company. How in heck would a tooth ever get into a chocolate bar? A worker lost it in a vat of chocolate and nuts. A few years ago, I was drinking a can of pop when I felt something sliding by my lips from the can. I spit it out. It was a fingernail clipping. Yay! But this was somehow worse. A tooth in a chocolate bar. Yuck. My dilemma now was, do I finish the bar? Then I ran my tongue over my teeth. Uh oh. There was a big hole on the upper right side where a tooth used to be. Darned, no $4.5 million coming my way. I fished the tooth out of the bar and finished it - bar, not tooth. I am now off to the dentist where it will cost me $4.5 million to fix the hole.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Jul 2013 17:24:12 +0000