Holy crap, that birthday reminder thing is a handy tool. I feel like the most important man on the planet Earth right now! Except some of you still havent said anything. Im looking at you, second hand friends in Utah and elsewhere. Kennedy Sugarpants Schofield, Aaron Fairchild, Krissie Shelley?! Where is the transient, manufactured shallow love? Josh Davis, why have you forsaken me? And to those who did post -- I made meticulous notes regarding which of you chose to capitalize birthday and how many exclamation points you used. Super kudos to those who called me cue ball, congratulated me on the anniversary of my womb emancipation and private messaged me their hopes of me getting birthday loving when the lights go out. To you all, I owe a special thanks. To all others -- thanks for thinking of me! And thanks to Mark Zuckerberg for making it all possible.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 21:52:14 +0000
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