Holy shitballs! I seriously almost died earlier, so please dont let my post/reminder go in vain. I was stuck in traffic on 880, behind an accident, when the car in front of me died. The older gentleman couldnt push it by himself so I put on my hazard lights, jumped out and helped him. As I was helping him, an impatient prick flew by onto the shoulder and I had to jump out of the way or he wouldve clipped me, kicking up gravel and shit. I should add that we were in the slow lane and dude came speeding out of the slow lane and onto the shoulder. Morals of the story: 1) Remember to be patient. Its not all about you. 2) I dont want to die. If you kill me, you WILL die a slow and painful death. 3) Chivalry is not dead. Sometimes, it wears a ridiculous hot pink outfit and uses her boobs to push cars.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 22:26:57 +0000
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