Homeboy is a farmer, and the crops yield is depleting aka the world is ending. Dust falls in his daughters room so he decides to drive through cornfields till he accidentally stumbles upon NASA. They tell him hes the man they need to pilot a mission to Saturn and save the world. Homeboy says bye to his daughter, and then is instantly in space, off to save the world. Hes chillen with some nameless crew members who are the best of humanity. They land on a planet with a lot of water, and one of them dies for no real reason. They leave that planet and 23 years have gone by, then homegirl randomly is like, Yo Im love with this astronaut on another planet but he might be dead, and then homeboy is like, thats an idiotic reason to go there... lets go to another planet thats probably better. Boom, Matt Damon enters. Hes not that nice of a guy though. Flash back to Earth, homeboys daughter has become BFFs with Topher Grace who also is a nameless character but VERY good at detecting hardcore cases of chest congestion. He tries to steal a family by burning corn crops as a distraction, or something like that... it gets kind of weird here. Anyway, long story short... homeboy jumps into a black hole and lands in the bookshelf in his daughters room, and manipulates a wristwatch so his daughters older self can rewrite the laws of gravity and create a 360 spherical degree baseball field that sustains life... or something.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 14:11:15 +0000
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