Homer: Eh. A seagull took my sailor hat. [sergeant removes and throws hat on the ground] Drill Sergeant: All right, Simpson. I dont like you, and you dont like me. Homer: I like you. Drill Sergeant: Um, all right. You like me, but I dont like you. Homer: Maybe you would like me if you got to know me. Drill Sergeant: What are you, a comedian? Homer: Well, Im no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression. Eh, one more thing-- One... I should get a glass of water. Drill Sergeant: Aaaarrrggghh!!!
Posted on: Tue, 10 Jun 2014 17:36:41 +0000
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