Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, the Chief What is your educational b I am by the grace of the celes I am not really consensus ad idem w How do you talk to your wife, childr I relate with my family and friend Is this the way you proposed to yo Of course, the business of It’s a long time ago, so I can’t How does your family understand My family and friends understan Is this the way you were speakin I’m sure if you confer wit How did you start speaking in this m It all happened when my father br Did you write exams in school in th I used such words very-very fre WAEC released my results fo Didn’t you have problems with you It no doubt gave me serious issues Was English your best subject? My best subject in secondary school w So what did you score in English English language was of co Do you pray the same way you s God understands all languag Take my words my brother that mo By the way, are there other God is variously known as J Do you know that many people d Why will I be perturbed from ensconc You were there when a teacher in yo I was indeed sad that a tea Have you ever considered or I would have loved to organise Why do you pull your trousers up bey Hahahaha….That trousers style is When you speak to Caucasians of My friends that are whites simply ma Do you think that you understand I have never had the ambition to Have you ever met with the Nobe Professor Wole Soyinka is an Can you ever be caught speaking what m I speak in plain Ceasers lan What is your take on the ongoing The crisis in PDP? All I can say is Are you likely to contest for a polit I am still in politics, serving the Do you look forward to develop My own dictionary? I have never How many dictionaries do you rea I have read and still do read a v You seem to mix English with o On mixing of languages; tha Is any of your children like you? My children are still growing but What is your favourite quote? One of my favorite quotes is from Are you planning to contest in 2015? I always feel flattered and smile wit How are you coping with Govern When two or more personages are united only by the bonds of rendering service, that in itself becomes an agglutinating fragrance. In any case, I am very clear that Comrade Oshio Baba is the Governor of Edo State and I am his privileged Chief of Staff. So we are working together very harmoniously and in an ambience of conviviality in our unstoppable desire in taking Edo State to the next levelor Oshiomole, knowing that two of you have strong personalities?h delight when I hear positive commentary on my tenure at the National Assembly and the wish of Nigerians to see me back at the National Assembly. I am humbled but as a student of mysticism, nothing happens in my life by accident. I am a robot in the hands of God and from that point of view therefore, 2015 would take care of itself. All my efforts just now my brother is geared towards complementing the efforts of the comrade governor in the total transmogrification of Edo State which is enough to chew at the moment. Let me however use this opportunity of your question to appreciate my numerous admirers all over the world.the sapiential mind of the late Ikene philosopher, Papa Jeremiah Obafemi Awolowo, when he was quoted as saying that, “the greatest glory is not in never falling but to rise up after a fall.”I petition the celestial choir and cosmic hosts to give them the gift of kissing the hybla bee.t comes with reading omnivorously. You cannot but pick these words here and there if you have an audacious reading culture.ther languages…audeville of dictionaries from Websters to Funk and Wagnalls, from Cambridge to Oxford dictionaries, from Black’s Law Dictionary to Encarta and from Encyclopedia Britannica to Foreignisms, etcetera. I developed my corpus of vocabulary by reading omnivorously. I have also spent nothing less than an hour daily on my dictionary for over twenty years. So, whereas the dictionary for most people is a mere occasional reference point, it is for, me a vade-mecum. It may also interest you to know that there is much to learn from our daily newspapers.d a day and how often do you read dictionaries?really given that a thought, but there is a young man in one of our universities who travelled all the way to meet me in Benin. His doctoral thesis is on “Obahiagbonism as a style of language.”ing your own dictionary?good and amiable people of Edo State. Being the Chief of Staff to the comrade governor is in itself an art of daily political engineering.ical office? that I join some people to dey laugh o and he be like say my laugh go tay well well o.crisis in the PDP?guage or what you call the normal language and let me tell you that I will hold my own even in pidgin conversation. No just try me at all at all o.any would consider as normal English?international personality. It’s either you have met him personally or by reputation. He is a great man and I enjoy reading him anytime, any day.l Laureate, Wole Soyinka? And what’s your opinion of him? know the English language more than the owners. However, I must mention that they are shocked most times to find out several words from me they never heard of that existed in the dictionary. Yet, those words are supposed to be theirs. Na so we see am.English language better than the owners of the language?rvel and sometimes get maniacally bewildered when we engage, most times to my consternation.English origin, how do they react to you?called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.ond the waist?English classes, my brother, but you will agree with me that I am sufficiently busy just now.ganising English classes in Edo State?cher in Edo State could not pronounce a simple word as ‘solemn’. That was certainly one of my low moments in the service of Edo State but the eulogies must go to Comrade Adams Oshiomhole who put in place the infrastructure that made it possible to detect such an egregious ambience and this government would stop at nothing in cleansing the Augean stables.ur state couldn’t pronounce ‘solemnly’, how did you feel?ing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.on’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating?ehovah, Yaweh, The Great Grand Architect of the Universe, The Cosmic Host and several other names known alone to heirophants but which names are so ineffable for me to mention here. names you call God?re than seventy per cent of humanity don’t know how to pray but that is a matter for another day.es, my brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity of heart, walking within the compass and to what extent are you ready and worthy of receiving the benediction of the cosmic and the cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- “when the students are ready, the masters would appear.”peak?urse my hobbyhorse and passion but like I earlier asseverated, my results were constantly guillotined to my utter chagrin that I had to lapse into a jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score.language?as government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light in my last incarnation. As for government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy.at the university and that is because some, if not most of my lecturers, ran away with the erroneous impression that my attitudinal predilection had a deprecable tinge of academic braggadocio and intellectual megalomania. But this assumption was both mendacious and a fallacious ad hominem. I could not but take solace in that Latin apothegm which states that O Tempora! O Mores.r teachers?r the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.ely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels.ese big words?ought me a teaser which stated that good orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must rule the world. As an impressionable young man, I alacritously threw myself into the whirligig of improving my usage of words by amassing new words on a daily basis.anner?h my school mates they will tell you that I no longer speak what those who just know me now call “grammar.” I could speak for about twenty minutes when I was in the university and you won’t understand one word of what I said. I must say I have deteriorated in my grammatical construct.g in your school days?d me perfectly just the same way you understand me now though, I must admit that it depends on the issues on the piazza.your English?remember the exact words I used. We had a relationship for ten years before we got married. We’re looking at close to 20 years ago.the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.ur wife, speaking high tech grammar?s very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stri*ped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.en and even your friends?ith those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.tial choir, a legal practitioner, a public administrator, an international historian and a diplomat. I earned a degree in Law and was called to the Nigerian Bar as a solicitor and advocate of the Supreme Court of Nigeria about 25 years ago and I do also have a double-barreled Master’s degree in Public Administration and in International History and Diplomacy.Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’?ackground?of Staff to Governor Adams Oshiomhole, in this chat with Punch’s Gbenro Adeoye, talks about his controversial way of speaking and why he chooses to speak that way.Hmm, i have to be very careful what i say here, because when it comes to English, Patrick Obahiagbon is a veteran.
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