Hopefully this worked and none of those weak and submissive females can see this post. Fellow members of the Patriarchy, our time has come to finally assert our dominance over that other less important gender. We are starting to slip really bad here. Woman can now vote, run for office, act and dress however they want; How did we let it get this bad!? At our next Illuminati meeting, as your head council elder, I shall be debriefing you all on techniques on how to cat-call effectively and keep heteronormativity alive and thriving! Feminism in America is a serious problem for us! Now they want to start teaching men that rape is a bad thing! We all know that rape is the sacrifice we must make so that our crops will grow next harvest, I mean unless you want to keep throwing virgins into a volcano like we used to... We must keep them down at all costs! And whats with all this fair wage pay and equality? That was just supposed to be an illusion! Brothers, we must shove our collective metaphorical phallus into the face of feminism, and assert our vastly superior qualities quickly, before they realize that were just scared little children and that they are the biggest threat to our masculinity! We will go over the rest tomorrow, I dont want to give out TOO much of our secrets... there could be female spies on here... Anyway, keep it penis, my fellow man. Ill see you all at the next Klan meeting...
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 18:44:26 +0000
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