Horoscopes By Jonathan Cainer Thought for the day 12 November 2014 Hi Jonathan, You asked to hear about any Mercury retrograde issues that continued after October 25. I had classic symptoms. Car problems (the alternator and a jammed driver door). After a man came to service my boiler, it broke down. Theres a major traffic diversion in my area, the lights in my office fused and Ive had endless parcels going astray and misdirected emails. Pauline Hi Pauline, If others got off relatively lightly, now we know why. You had their share of the trouble! But by now, even the last remnants of that phase should be over for all. Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 aquarius Why does someone seem to think that if you rise to a challenge, you may end up biting off more than you can chew? Are they genuinely keen to protect you from frustration and exasperation? Or do they secretly suspect that whether you are successful or not, your efforts will result in an experience of frustration and exasperation for them! Some of us, sometimes, are a little too quick to decide that in taking a particular stance, we are doing someone else a favour. Dont be too easily dissuaded today. Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20 pisces Pisceans have notoriously sensitive feet. Where other people may feel things in their bones or have a gut reaction to a particular situation, people born under your sign get tingling toes, sizzling soles, agitated ankles or happy heels. What are your feet telling you now about a somewhat challenging situation? If you stroll too confidently towards an apparent opportunity to make a dream come true, is there some risk that you may stub your toe against the hidden obstacle that an unexpected aspect of reality presents? Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20 aries In hot countries, during lazy sunsets, people sometimes try to catch flies. They will hold the gaze of their companion and follow the thread of a conversation, yet out of the corner of their eye they will be alert to any small movement. Suddenly, seemingly, randomly, they will clap their hands together and squash the offending insect. It is a bit of an art. It requires precise timing, plus the ability to give away no clue about the intended action in advance. Today, a passing opportunity, is about to make you a quick-tongued frog. Taurus Apr 21 - May 21 taurus If a busload of passengers have to travel from point A to point C, presumably the driver merely needs to make sure they are all in their seats and then start up the engine. But if it turns out that there is a problem with the vehicles suspension, it may be necessary to stop, off-load every occupant, jack-up the wheels, replace some springs and only then embark once more on the original mission. You are now doing something that may appear to represent a great diversion but it is the only realistic way to proceed. Gemini May 22 - June 22 gemini Do guardian angels fall asleep on the job? Do they get tired of waiting for their earthly proteges to recognise the opportunities that have already been presented to them? Or are they, perhaps, endlessly, infinitely, patient? It perhaps isnt fair to accuse the cosmos of neglecting its duty of care towards you now. You really ought to look at what you have already got. What have you effectively been given? What capital might be made of this? Explore the full potential of a possibility, then see what happens next. Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23 cancer Every day you must say, So, how do I feel about my life? Anything is hard to find, When you will not open your eyes. So sang The Smiths in one of their legendary angst-ridden anthems. It culminated with the question when will you accept yourself? Now that might sound like just the kind of positive suggestion that your favourite astrologer frequently makes. But Morrisseys piece is full of too many depressing reasons why a person might never want to accept themselves. Your life now presents an anathema to such pessimism. Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23 leo If I ruled the world and everything in it... it wouldnt be no such thing as jealousies or B Felonies. So sang Nas, in his hip-hop hit of 1996. Though some may say this wasnt a patch on a different song of the same name, 20 years earlier, it certainly elevated him to a position of high status in the world of rap which he continues to enjoy. The rest of us can be thankful that his rise to power was not political! Your own current rise to a position of power has limits. But you are using what power you have most wisely. Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23 virgo How easy is it to mistake a major component for a minor detail? Imagine, for example, if Beethoven, when composing his famous Fifth Symphony, had substituted a rising tone, instead of a falling one for the fourth note of the first bar. What if Da Vinci had used his brush to tweak Mona Lisas eye line by a millimetre or so? You are now torturing yourself slightly in an attempt to decide how important a particular factor is in some plan or enterprise. As long as you get the big idea right, you will soon see what else matters. Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23 libra And when they were up they were up, And when they were down they were down, And when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down. So goes the second half of the old nursery rhyme that we have recently been quoting. What does it all mean? Perhaps the song simply exists to support the idea that some forces of action have no particular impact or advantage. Situations are what they are, regardless of how many men are mustered. A change of plan for you now, need bring no shame. Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 scorpio Before I begin your forecast today, I should acknowledge that you have come here to read it and that it is good of you to have made this effort. I should, perhaps, also enquire whether you can see the page satisfactorily. Is the writing too big, or small, for your liking? How comfortable is the chair you are sitting on? Does the temperature of the room meet your needs? By the time we have checked all this, there may be no room in which to communicate a vital point. There. That IS my vital point! Get yours across today. Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 sagittarius If there really is an elephant in the room, it must be a very large room. Perhaps there is plenty of space for the elephant and the hesitation to discuss the issue stems, not from the fear of lack of space, but simply from the sense of surprise - plus, perhaps, some concern about how best to deal with the various elephantine by-products. And if it isnt a large room, it must surely be a very small elephant. In which case, cant it be led back outside? Remember today, a fact left unfaced can only create a fear left to fester. Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20 capricorn We are forever being told about new computer viruses rapidly spreading by mysterious and nefarious means. These are, we are warned, highly likely to turn our shiny laptops into machines that might as well be pieces of rusting junk. If we fail to protect ourselves, we are reminded, we will be putting others at risk too. Yet what does it profit a hacker to invent a piece of malicious code? And what does it profit a security support firm to proffer a cure? Might the exponent of a solution today, be a part of the problem itself?
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