House M.D. Quotes. Source: ign Episode: Maternity - Season 1 Patient: Oh wow. Oh thank God. Wow, Im gonna be a mom. Whoa. Thank you so much, I gotta get you a gift or something. House: Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again. Episode: Ignorance is Bliss - Season 6 Female Patient: Dont you ever shave? House: Yeah. Once a week. How about you? Female Patient: Are you this rude to all your patients? House: Yes. Dont think youre special. Episode: Houses Head - Season 4 House: You have a brain tumor. Patient: (dressed like a punk) Youre kidding, right? House: If I was kidding, Id be dressed like you. Episode: Occams Razor - Season 1 Cameron: Brandons not ready for surgery... House: OK, lets leave it a couple of weeks. He should be feeling better by then. Oh wait, which way does time go? Episode: Living the Dream - Season 4 House: As I suspected, you have significant losses in the upper right quadrant of your visual field. Patient: Are you serious? House: No, its a joke. Two guys go into a bar and one has significant losses in the upper right quadrant of his visual field. And the other guy says, Youre gonna need an MRI to confirm the type and location of the tumor. Episode: Remorse - Season 6 Chase: Id give her a day. Two days at the most. House: Great. You be the clock. Everyone else will be the doctors.
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