How Do You Unlock a Door? John and Sally were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Sally said, Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door. John says, Well, give me some examples. Sally proceeds to tell him, Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isnt for me. The second way is if a man fumbles around and cant seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isnt for me either. Then Sally said, Honey, how do you unlock your door? John proceeds to say, Well, first before I do anything else........ I lick the lock.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 13:51:02 +0000