How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then Ill replace any wiring thats not up to code. Dachshund: You know I cant reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: Ill change it as soon as Ive led these people from the dark, check to make sure I havent missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: Ill just pop it in while Im bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Im sorry, but I dont see a light bulb? Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ... Greyhound: It isnt moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, Ill put all the light bulbs in a little circle . Poodle: Ill just blow in the Border Collies ear and hell do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cats Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 10:37:28 +0000
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