How Many of People of Your Zodiac Sign Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, theyll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that theyll forget all about the lightbulb. CANCER:Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand. LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it for them. VIRGO:1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013%. LIBRA:Well, I could do it, unless of course youd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do? SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if theyve learned their teleporting lessons well enough. OR, thanks to one of our website visitors: None, because Scorpios arent afraid of the dark. SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got the rest of our lives ahead of us and youre worrying about a stupid light bulb? CAPRICORN: I dont have time for these foolish jokes. AQUARIUS:Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and-- PISCES: What light bulb?
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