How Obama should being SOTU tonight: Mr. Speaker, Mr. Majority Leader, thank you for inviting me here tonight to discuss the state of our union. The state of our union is strong, and its all because of me, motherfkers, and no thanks to your sorry, wrinkled white asses. I did everything I could do to pull the economy out of the shallow grave your deregulatory frenzy and the two-term nitwit who preceded me dug for it. You stood there like squeaking eunuchs and blocked everything you could, and a narrow slice of the electorate gave you virtually unprecedented control over the entire national legislature. I dont care. Your party has sold its soul and lost its mind. Im not going anywhere. So Ima gonna do what I goddamn well please, because the state of our union is strong, motherfkers, and its all because of me. Nice to see you all again, though. (Charles Pierce, Esquire Magazine)
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 23:47:47 +0000
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