How To Be A Hypocrite Step 1: Act like you know everything when you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground. Step 2: Give little thought to your actions and words. Say anything that makes you look better. Step 3: Dispense sympathy and prayers in abundance, even though you havent been to church in 20 years. Step 4: Tell everyone theyre wrong unless they agree with you. Step 5: Shove your life (including your kids & pets) down everybodys throat. Step 6: Ignore everyone else. Assume that this is OK. Step 7: Say stupid shit that only a moron would say. Step 8: REPEAT.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 13:41:50 +0000
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