How To Hook A Babe At Bebe Cool Concert You don’t have to arrive in a hummer or bafudde(read Range rover). Finding love at a Bebe Cool show is as easy as opening a fresher’s thighs! I hear they open faster than google even on 4G internet. Lets leave that! For starters, here is the weather forecast for the show. There will be a heavy down pour of babes flooding Kampala in all shapes and sizes, raising temperature on an action packed night. Bebe Cool is a superb performer so a great performance is an assurance, rest assured! To make the night as memorable as Golola’s win, follow my hints and hook a babe as Bebe flaunts Zuena to you single and lonely guys. 1. BUY THE ”ORDINARY CLASS TICKET”: Get yourself the ordinary class ticket, there is extra ordinary fun at this section of the crowd as anything is expected from you! The VIP babes will be facebooking the night away as their ticket buyers keep checking the time for going back to hold their own concerts in private! 2. THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL: Come early and be sure to make that move right away. Since tickets will be sold at the entrance, you have a chance to view your preference. If she is in a legging, buy her beer. If she is in a mini skirt, buy a pair of sausage. Dont ask why just witness the magic. 3. DRESS CODE SPECIAL: A female Bebe fan is not picky. She will not a go for a guy matching his pink shorts with pink lips like Denzel. She will fall for a guy in a mohawk, yellow skinny jean, 7k Tecno smart phone with a television function. That is what they will call swag. 4. BE RANDOM: You are already in ordinary section so don’t start ”catching feelings”. Mention random things like,”Am a Titanic, atajangala tamalira bude, awete!” And the girls will notice your presence! 5. BIG SIZE, BIG CATCH : Go for plus size babes. Cast your net well. They think Bebe’s song ”big size” is a dedication to them. They will be in plenty. 6. USE WORDS LIKE ”KADINGO” OFTEN: If a guy steps on your foot, call him kadingo. If he replies call him ”BIG MOUTH”, then if he threatens to fight, tell him, ”Tomalira budde” and the girls will fall for you. They will be easy prey! 7. NO FACE BOOK, NO TWITTER: If anything happens at the show, Bebe will report to his facebook fans so dont compete with him or else you will be occupied by West African scam artists begging you to reply via email. 8. BE ROUGH: A Bebe fan appreciates a real macho man. She does not mind whether you have a house or a fan of Arsenal so if she gives you that booty to bend over, do justice! Good luck!
Posted on: Fri, 06 Sep 2013 07:40:31 +0000
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