How To Maintain A Healthy Level of Sanity in Retirement 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars...watch em slow down! 2. On all your check stubs, write For Marijuana! 3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing Along At the Opera. 6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream I Won! I Won! 7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Parking Lot , Yelling Run For Your Lives! Theyre Loose! 8. Tell Your Children over dinner: Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go... 9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: my favorite. 10. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: “THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”!
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 05:10:16 +0000
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