How Wednesday begins: Woke up - wide awake at 4am remembering that I still needed to dig Coopers Ben Franklin costume for his play on Friday out of one of the 200000 boxes that are still in the garage. Pre-sunrise visit to the garage. I spot the box I suspect contains the costume and realize that Ill have to move 2/3 of the other boxes to get to it, genius solution department realizes that I can fit through the slats of the stairs leading down into the garage and it will land me pretty close to where I need to go. Grabbed a knife to open the box, shimmied through the spindles in the stairs, climbed across to where I needed to be, opened a few boxes and found the costume! Feeling victorious and clever I head back to climb back through spindles and back up the stairs. Mission almost accomplished when I get a absolutely Gianormous splinter on my right butt cheek! Right where I can hardly reach it or even see it in a mirror. #%^#%*!!!!!!!!!!! Once again, here I am being grateful for my sweet boyfriend. Thankfully hes been around long enough that he didnt think me driving to his house at 5am and asking him to take a look at this splinter in my @$$ was some weird elaborate attempt to seduce him.
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 15:39:14 +0000