How can Vladimir Putin be wrong? Did you know he was not born - TopicsExpress



          

How can Vladimir Putin be wrong? Did you know he was not born as a man but as a convergence of natural forces? Wind and rain, fire and ice, the life force of the forest - all these things became One and we mere mortals call him Putin but that is a mere shadow of his glorious name that is pronounceable by naught save Thor and Odin. He is a divine phenomenon: political master, chess champion, bare chested animal fighter, jet bomber pilot, and scuba explorer. He rides the Russian steppe bare chested upon an enchanted unicorn named Silvermane and tramples gay people who corrupt the Russian youth. And you people think this celestial creature is full of it? You are all beyond hope, sorry to say.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 09:37:31 +0000

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