How can you not love America? You can go anywhere and do anything. You can hook up with anyone and live any way. You can get a job and be whatever you want to be. We invented disco with dance contests. We build really great cities with everything anyone could ever need. We loved the Bee Gees when they were cool. What more do you want, world? You GOTTA love us. Even you crazy Muslim bastards. Just stop and watch Saturday Night Fever. Tell me you dont want to wear a white suit someday and dance like Tony. Come on, man! Stop trying to blow us up. You cant do it. We love life too much to quit. And we got more stuff planned for every decade! Its how we roll in the U.S.A.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 21:34:09 +0000
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