How does a man access ATM? • Drive up to the ATM (cash machine). • Wind down your car window. • Insert card into ATM and enter PIN. • Enter amount of cash required and take the notes. • Retrieve card, cash and receipt. • Wind-up window. • Drive off. How does a woman access ATM? • Drive up to cash machine. • Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ATM. • Set parking brake, put the window down. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat, and finally locate the card. • Tell girl friend on mobile phone that you will call her back and hang up. Attempt to insert card into machine. • Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its distance from the car. Insert debit card. • Re-insert card the right way. • Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the address page. • Enter PIN. • Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. • Enter amount of cash required. • Take a quick peek at yourself in rear view mirror. • Retrieve notes and receipt • Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. • Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of cheque book. • Re-check makeup. • Drive forward 2 feet. • Reverse back to cash machine. • Retrieve card. • Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. • Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you • Restart stalled engine and pull off. • Redial person on cell phone. • Drive for 2 to 3 miles. • Release Parking Brake.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Jul 2013 12:58:31 +0000
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