How is it that whenever my kids have to puke they feel the need to walk up to me and say Mommy I dont feel...and as I go to hug them...bam! In the face shower of food truck Friday all over me! I have instructed them in no uncertain terms IF THEY NEED to PUKE they dont need to give me an update or come in my direction. Hug a bush, toilet, trash can, their father....really anything, but both of them instantly feel the need to puke projectile smelly puke all over me any time they are sick, not even an attempt to cover their mouth. Straight in your face pukapolooza on JRAd. If I get mad I look like a jerk so I just have to stand their paralyzed praying to Jesus to help me accept the things I cannot change or murder those who puke on me. This is the second time in less than six months. Nothing like a 6 hour processed through the stomach and resurfaced again down the front of me grilled cheese sandwich mixed with skittles. FML with all caps!!!! I openly admit I HATE this part of motherhood almost as much as the blow out diaper stage. Olivia is officially for sale. She is has hit her lifetime puke on me quota. Just gross.
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:00:06 +0000
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