How it goes with computers: Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok? Monitor: No prob, boss. Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly? Monitor: Anything you ask, boss. Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now? Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir. Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK? Mouse: Of course. Keyboard: Sir, hes pressed control and P simultaneously. Monitor: Oh God, here we go. Computer: sighs Printer, are you there? Printer: No. Computer: Please, Printer. I know youre there. Printer: NO! Im not here! Leave me alone! Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne... Mouse: Sir, hes clicked on the printer icon. Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice. Printer: NO! NO! NO! I dont want to! I hate you! I hate printing! Im turning off! Computer: Printer, you know you cant turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and well leave you alone. Printer: NO! Thats what you always say! I hate you! Im out of ink! Computer: Youre not out of in... Printer: IM OUT OF INK! Computer: Sighs Monitor, please show a low ink level alert. Monitor: But sir, he has plen... Computer: Just do it, damn it! Monitor: Yes sir. Keyboard: AHHH! Hes hitting me! Computer: Stay calm, hell stop soon. Stay calm, old friend. Keyboard: Hes pressing everything. Oh god, I dont know, hes just pressing everything! Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what youve done?! Printer: HA! thats what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! Hes trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! Hes torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR! Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him? Computer: No. He did this to himself. From Collegehumor
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 20:48:18 +0000
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