How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it! - Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians? It bombed! - On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said, Occupied. - Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because its just a stones throw from Israel! - Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group! - What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? Live ammunition. - Palestinian girl says to her mommy: After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room? - What can the Palestinians do to raise the average IQ in the West Bank? Allow Jews to live next door! - Two Palestinian men are talking in a bar. The first one pulls out his wallet and shows the other one a picture. See? This was my eldest son. He martyred himself on a bus last year. The other one pulls out his own wallet and shows the other one a picture as well. This was my middle son. He martyred himself at a nightclub just 3 months ago. The first one looks at him and sighs. Children today... They blow up so fast... - What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully washes the copy, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Russian – Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge. The Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, drinks tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee. The Palestinian – blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, instead uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian. -
Posted on: Tue, 11 Nov 2014 12:47:41 +0000
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