How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Dachshund: You know I cant reach that stupid lamp! Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Rottweiler: Make me. Jack Russell Terrier: Ill just pop it in while Im bouncing off the walls and furniture. Poodle: Ill just blow in the Border Collies ear and hell do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Greyhound: It isnt moving. Who cares? Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Im sorry, but I dont see a light bulb? German Shepherd Dog: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!! Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is, “How long will it be before I can expect light?”.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 10:00:01 +0000
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