How many students does it take to change a lightbulb? (Scotland)? Glasgow University - 76 One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulbs right not to change and twenty-five to hold a counter protest. Strathclyde - 5 One to design a nuclear powered bulb that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Scotland using that nuked light bulb, two to install it and one to write the computer programme that controls the switch. Caledonian - 7 One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didnt screw it in upside down this time. Edinburgh - 1 He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. St Andrews - 5 One to arrange the party, two to co-ordinate the press, one to call the electrician and one to get daddy to pay for it all. Heriot Watt - 3 One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. Napier - Only one, but he gets 10 course credits for it. Dundee - 10 One to buy and fit the bulb and nine to petition for the electrification of Dundee. Aberdeen - 2; One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure. Stirling - 0 Stirling looks better in the dark. RCS - 5 One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it.
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