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How the morning routine should go(male edition): wake up, yawn and rub eyes. Adjust then roll over to avoid pain. Yawn and stretch once blood flow has normalized. Get up, sit on the side of the bed and yawn. Stand and stretch then stumble to the bathroom to pee. Lift toilet seat, pee and shiver. Shake no more than 3 times and dab the end with toilet paper. Flush, wash hands. Relocate to nearest couch or chair. Lounge until yawning is complete. Scratch and shift as needed. Move to bed, yawn and get back under the covers to lounge. Yawn and snooze for 15 minutes. Jump out of bed, strip, turn on shower. Lounge. Wash ass thoroughly. Rinse, yawn and observe oneself in the mirror. Flex, brush teeth and leave towel on the floor. Move to nearest couch or chair to air dry and lounge. 30 minute minimum wait time. Pants, socks, drawers, adjust then shirt. Look at oneself in the mirror, make adjustment, grab keys and go!

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