How to Start Monday Morning by Scott 1)Lock your self out of the house with no shirt on in 10deg weather 2)Slip and fall on ice in the snow while searching for an entry point 3) Miraculously figure out how to break into the basement window( i am a modern day MacGyver) 4)After breaking into the basement realize the basement door is locked as well (all the joy of just figuring out how to break into the house slowly fades but at least Im warm) 5) Figured that shit out too, and Im back in!! 6) Blast music and start dancing around the house yelling that you are kicking Mondays Ass! LETS HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLE!!
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 13:19:19 +0000
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