How to become a super spiritual new ager (a quick tutorial) replace God Jesus or whatever with goddess or universe, replace evil with unconscious, remember its okay to be greedy and materialistic if its called abundance (go for it!), replace greetings with namaste and most importantly – take everything in the last 2000 years with a grain of salt, but everything older and more insane than that is okay. Lastly, look at the ultra conservative churches and see how they reject people – do the exact same thing, but say its because people are unconscious. Note the tone to make sure youre actually saying they can go to hell, but with a smile like youve just sniffed your own rose scented fart from a wineglass. If anybody argues, its all quantum physics and vibrations. Have fun being Schrodingers dildo ;)
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 21:39:33 +0000