How to create a viral video about body image that makes you look a great deal more accepting and sensitive than you actually are: Step 1: Be obese/disabled/extremely unnatractive or ridiculously good looking. Step 2: Film yourself executing a passionate rant about body acceptance that you spent half an hour in front of the mirror practicing and making yourself look as good as possible for. Step 3: Make sure you include a stolen sentence about self esteem that you stole from a magazine that stole it from Tumblr that stole it from a school yearbook quote that stole it from some person who will now never get credit for it or be able to convince anyone that they came up with it originally even though its in a book that was published in 1998 before Facebook even existed. Step 4: Make sure you mention photoshop and the media. Step 5: Never date an unnatractive, overweight or disabled person once in your life. Thus proving to yourself and everyone else that you are a massive hypocrite. Congratulations! You just made something viral that people will forget about ten minutes after they tag ten of their best looking friends to bait them into complimenting eachother while they argue about why the other person is better looking than they are.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 08:34:52 +0000
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