How to expedite your loan request: 1) Submit an application. 2) Ask your loan officer how long it will take. 3) Ignore the provided estimate and call him 30 minutes after application submission. 4) Call every 30 minutes and spend at least 5 minutes complaining about how you really need the money. This will surely get him on your side. EXPERT TIP: Scoff if he says anything about 1 day being much quicker than industry standards or being fair to applicants who submitted applications first. 5) If the loan officer asks that you allow him time to do his work, double the frequency of your calls to every 15 minutes. Use a similar process with contractors, cooks, and public transit operators to expedite remodeling and food preparation and to shorten travel times.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:37:49 +0000