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How to find out if you are older than you should admit online in two easy steps: Step #1: Read this list of musical acts. If you know less than three...you are over 50. If you have heard of a couple others - it doesnt count. You have to KNOW them...and be able to sing a couple of their songs, at least some of the refrains. I have heard of three...altho I must say that I did like the name Trampled by Turtles. Ill have go Google and find out if they are as good as their name sounds. Step #2: There is no amount of cool associated with buying and/or wearing one of these T-shirts when you are over 50. Yes, you look like a moron...sorry, you do. I dont care how many times you saw The Who live -- back in the 60s and 70s...they would be extremely embarrassed to hang out with you. You have to ask yourself, Would any members of The Who hang out with me if I wore a Skrillex T-shirt when Im 59 years old? No. No they would not. End of discussion. Also, that hot chick in the tight jeans with the kick-ass bod? Shes not looking at you because you are hot...shes looking at you because shes taking a video of your lame ass to post up on YouTube. Seriously...you have ceased to be hot to women 1/3 your age when they were only half your age.
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 09:29:06 +0000

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