How to gracefully fall in Aldis: 1) Wear a pair of flip flips with no tread. 2) Make sure the floor is slick as possible. 3) Pick up a case of water to put in cart. 4) Walk towards cart and lose footing on slick floor. 5) Fall to floor, hitting first with your elbow and then your knee, eventually rolling on to back. 6) Drop case of water without damaging any bottles. 7) Lay there half comatose with your four year old saying, Mommy get up! 8) Get up , shake it off and continue shopping like nothing happened. Im available to give lessons should anyone be interested. :-)
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 22:02:18 +0000
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