How to make Las Vegas truly memorable. First, ignore the bejeweled but functionless chaise lounge in your suite at the foot of your bed. In fact, just forget it is there. Second, turn out all the lights except for one but make sure the switch is all the way across the room. Three, do not under any circumstances turn on a light as you get up to flip that switch. Important that the room is now pitch black. Four, confidently walk back to the bed because you know where everything is in this room you have now occupied for all of three hours. Five, when you regain consciousness make sure that have the indentation of the chaise on your forehead, a swollen toe and a nice black and blue hand from unsuccessfully protecting you from your fall Lastly, get your spouse to stop laughing and pity you with some ice. It is like a scene from a romantic comedy.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 22:32:52 +0000
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