How to make anyone fall in love with you in seven easy steps: 1. Acquire several dozen limes. 2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes. 3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better. 4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes). 5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish. 6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes." 7. Marry them.
Posted on: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 16:17:32 +0000
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