How to not have a Radical Islamic Fundamentalist Problem in 5 easy steps: 1. Dont print money and use it to arm anyone but your own military. 2. Dont invade foreign countries(officially or unofficially)for corporate interests. 3. Dont visit hostile territories that were created because you ignored step 1 and 2. 4. Dont acknowledge groups with catchy names, that allegedly commit gruesome crimes because you ignored step 1,2, and 3, with constant, perpetual, Super Bowl-esque media coverage. 5. Dont feed into the frenzy of fear by supporting action by the largest military in the world to extinguish random collections of angry, overgrown Boy Scouts who only exist because you ignored steps 1-4. Side note: Rendering yourself entirely defenseless by taking absolutely no steps to arm and prepare yourself(and endorsing legislation to force everyone to do the same) should someone show up at your door to behead you(though highly unlikely) is also not recommended. The truth is, you have a much better chance of being terrorized by the IRS or the husband and wife Heroin addict team(who decide its easier to invade your house to support the habit they picked up, shortly after we invaded the poppy fields of Afghanistan, than to keep a job), than an acronym with a bad attitude.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 20:11:22 +0000