How to prepare an Egg, The Bachelor way..Open kitchen door. Kick bucket away towards sink to clear way to the cooker.- Take frying pan. Scrap off remains from yesterday’s eggs.- Pour oil on pan and place on the cooker then turn the cooker on.- Look for eggs. Realize that none are available. Switch off cooker and rush to Mmaeguru to get some.- At the tuck-shop, u remember you forgot the money. Tell Mmaeguru youll pay later. Ignore her complaint about none payment of yesterdays eggs.- Walk back to the house and switch the cooker back on. Then look for the stirring bowl. You’ll find it under a pile of dirty dishes.- Walk to the sink and kick the bucket back to position in 1 above. Clean the bowl.-Pick the eggs, then put them down again and properly rinse the stirring bowl.-Put out the cooker. The pan is already smoking.- Beat the eggs in a stirring bowl. Walk back to the cooker. Kick bucket back.- Pour eggs into the pan.- Relax and wait for eggs to cook.-The pan should go silent after a while. Investigate the silence and you will notice after a few seconds that the cooker is off. Switch the cooker back on. Wait for side A to cook.-Once you think side A is cooked, turn the egg to cook side B. Turn back to Side A to properly cook it. Then turn it. Look for a clean plate to place the cooked egg. You will find it at the top of the pile of dirty dishes. It will be the one with bread crumbs.- Rush to sink, kick bucket back to position in 1 above and rinse the ’clean’ plate in the sink. Wipe remaining mark with T-shirt.- Rush back to cooker, kick bucket and place the egg on the plate.-Start eating egg as you walk out of the kitchen- Walk back and put out the cooker.-Sit and enjoy your bachelors egg. #I am getting married.golo mo ga se botshelo
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 11:09:19 +0000
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