How to tell if your Cat is plotting to kill you. 1) Kneading on - TopicsExpress



          

How to tell if your Cat is plotting to kill you. 1) Kneading on you - You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. 2) Excessive shoveling of kitty litter - After using the litter box,ur cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room.? This is practice for burying bodies. 3) Staring Contest - If u get caught in a staring contest with ur cat, do not look away. Looking away with signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow. 4) Bringing you dead animals - This isnt a gift. its a warning. 5) Hiding in dark places and watching you - Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat. 6) Sleeping on your electronics - Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communication to the outside world. 7) Pawing at your face while you sleep - Cats arent very good at smothering people, but this wont stop them from trying.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 14:45:19 +0000

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