How to write a new country song in the new Brocountry genre: 1. Use roughly the same beat as everyone else. 2. Say roll in reference to driving. 3. In fact, just talk about driving a lot, sometimes mentioning rolling the windows down. 4. Always call your lady Guuurrrll or Baayyyybeee. 5. Stick in unnecessary rap lines, and make sure to use phrases you learned watching Jersey Shore. 6. Throw in a mention of blue jeans and/or boots. It doesnt matter if youre wearing them or Gurrrll is wearing them, just talk about them. 7. Try to pronounce words like a French-Canadian trying to understand their first trip to a South Carolina Cracker Barrel. 8. Bars are now called clubs. 9. If you happen to stop driving for any reason, make sure to sing about random farm words youve heard like International Harvester, tractor, etc. 10. If all else fails and inspiration to erase all originality hasnt succeeded, just sing about airplanes for some reason.
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 18:08:47 +0000
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