Howdy Biggies, I apologize for my absence but getting settled into my new life is taking some time. Although my mommy and daddy love me and I love them, its not easy to figure out how to live, work, eat, play and be happy together. I am a high maintenance kind of Preemie! How many biggies does it take to raise 1 Little Lincoln? At least 2 full time biggies! Lol. Dont worry though we are figuring it all out and my mommy is always there to comfort me with some tasty milk jugs. This transition would be a lot smoother if we could get the monsters out of my belly. Im not sure what kind of monsters are stuck in my tummy but they are always growling and having wrestling matches in there. Im pretty sure the monsters just had a championship match because my tummy just went grrrrrrrrrr then my tushy went THPPTPHTPHPHHPH! Tomorrow I get to go to a special masked man who can deliver an eviction notice to the monsters in my belly and if they refuse to leave then he will go in there and wrestle them himself. According to my daddy this special masked man is the tummy wrestling world champion and never loses so I am confident that my belly will be monster free and happy very soon! I hope it happens before Saturday because I am getting very excited to see you biggies at Hope Fest! I wouldnt want the city to shut down the whole event because of a Little Lincoln methane leak! Im off to find a full milk jug and then I need to pooh so I have being going but if you could send some warm and fuzzy thoughts to my belly my mommy and daddy would be very appreciative! Love and Hugs biggies! LLL
Posted on: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 01:27:55 +0000
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