Hudson, The Scummy Mummy & Her Bammy Pal I got back from work today & was greeted by Hudson with his usual Oh my God, I thought you were dead, you were gone forever Welcome. He was happy to see his old da & after a quick inspection of the flat for any remedial construction work that Hudson may have started on my walls, I too was happy to see him. Ive learned not to leave my tv on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition when I go to work incase he gets anymore bright ideas. Wheres your lead?!?! Is all I have to say for that wee tail to start wagging at a considerable rate. For me this is just another day but for Hudson, its the best day of his life... Until we got outside. We get outside & once Hudson has taken care of business, we brave the cold weather together & go for a walk... Enemies can come into your life out of nowhere. It could be the guy that gets the last piece of garlic & herb chicken at the deli bit in Sainsburys or the dude that lives upstairs that never holds the door open for me when Im coming into the close even though I do it for him all the time or it could be 2 young girls walking towards us pushing a pram... To save me the grief of Hudson trying to jump up on them to say Evening lassies, chilly-baltic eh? In dog talk, I cross the road. As I got to the other side, the girl not pushing the pram, unprovoked, shouted over Yer dugs a shiter! They both laughed out loud or LOLd as its known these days. What happened next I cant really explain but Ill try. Without a second thought I dealt with the problem decisively, on animal instinct. I shouted back over Yer weans a shiter! Shouldnt have done that... That was bad... But it did shut them up... For about 3 seconds. 5:30pm on a Wednesday night & Im taking abuse off of two 16 year olds from across a busy road. I have reached a new personal best low. Things calmed down when the one pushing the pram called me a Pure dick Which is the worst kind of dick you can be. I never retaliated though, decided to be the bigger man & walk away. Were back home now where its warm & safe. Slippers on & a cup of tea for me & some chicken in gravy Pedigree Chum for Hudson. Well take this one as a victory... Mortals falter. Kings act. My dugs no a shiter 😐
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:25:18 +0000