Humans of Amtrak: *rattles Krazy Glue bottle* $1800. *dumps it into hand* Gold! Here. Have a piece. Heard of the show Bering Sea Gold? Im going to be on that show. I was on it twice this summer. I walked through a couple scenes. The guy they were interviewing said hi to me so I waved back. I didnt want to be interviewed. But they kept calling me and asking me so I finally said OK. Theyre having a whole production team follow me around with cameras. Im a gold hunter. I know a cave full of pieces of gold as big as your head dripping down from the ceiling. Im going to pull it all out and sell it for $4 billion. They buy all this stuff in Kuwait. They just buy it all up. I dont know what they do with it. Im going to sell it and buy a huge piece of property on Molokai and the fastest car in the world. The GT-R NISMO. Nissan. Its easy to know where the valley is. The thing is to find the gold. I know how to find it. I AM the gold.
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 04:19:14 +0000
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