Humor on the fact --- Arvind Kejriwal is an avatar of Vishnu and has been sent here to vanquish corruption” - Ved Prakash, AAP Candidate from Bawana I am not too sure about the Vishnu-Avatar connection but there surely is a theological story behind Kejriwal and his intentions . Long long ago when the Devs and Asurs were churning the unfathomable depths of the cosmic ocean, a dying goat like voice reverberated the Vayavya, Ishaan and the Nairitya corners of the cosmos. “Sab mile hue hain jee” said the voice. Devs looked at the Asurs suspiciously. Asurs glared back. They took a small tea break and then resumed churning. Mandarachal Parvat started gyrating again. Vasuki Naag started spewing fire again. “Devta Asur sab mile hue hain, ye sab Samandar ka khazaana lootne ki saajish hai” said the voice. “What the hell man? Who the Frock is screaming” Said a random Asur. “No ideas bud…some Kinnar I believe” Said Varun Dev scratching his forehead. “I am not churning until this frocker is found” said another random Asur. “Chill bro Chill…let me check with Vishnu Bhagwan” said Indra. Vishnu was clueless too. None of his Avatars were slated to arrive. He signaled the people to start churning again. And again after five minutes, the dying goat like voice echoed. “Ye saazish hai, hum khulaasa karenge ji” the voice said again. The Asurs lost their cool and started searching for the owner of the voice frantically. He was found soon, sitting with a broom in his hand atop Vasuki’s hood. “What the frock are you up to tiny man?” Random Asur 1 asked. “I am doing dharna” the tiny man replied. “What is dharna bro?” A confused Agni Dev asked. Rishi Vasishtha explained that it is a Tapasya of a special kind. When a Tapasya has no motives and is purely meant for entertainment then it is called Dharna. “Woah! This man is trying to stop us from churning this ocean. Let us kill him” Random Asur 2 said. Soon there was a massive uproar. The tiny was unperturbed and was doing his “Om Aam Aadmi chant” The Devs and Asurs had a quick roundtable discussion and came to a conclusion that this man must immediately be thrown into the ocean along with his broom before he starts infecting the weaker Devs and Asurs. Yamraj was summoned, he spanked the tiny man’s rear end with his mace and then tossed him in the ocean. Before drowning the tiny man shouted once again. “You Asurs will be born as Congressis in Kaliyug, Devs will be born as BJPians and I will be born as the king of Aam Aadmis. I’ll avenge my death then. Good bye, Jai Cinthol Hamam, Mai hoon Aadmi Aam”. He drowned. The churning resumed. - Atul (via the frustated Indian Group)
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 10:25:10 +0000
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