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Humour (for the ladies especially) A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be The Man Of Your House. He put the book down, stormed into the kitchen, and announced to his wife, From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when Im finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and make love to me in the manner of my choosing. Afterwards, you are going to run me a relaxing bath, wash my back and towel me dry. Then, you will massage my feet and hands ...... and tomorrow, guess whos going to dress me and comb my hair? The funeral director, his wife replied.
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 20:39:02 +0000

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